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Name : Seamus MacFearchar Caimbeul
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PostSubject: Religion and animals do not mix!   Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:07 pm

I was talking to a pagan friend on MSN, and was having a unique conversation about religion and the local animals:

ME: Are you going to Inverness or not?
DOMNALL: No, like I said - I have business.
ME: Laugh of the insane bitches?
DOMNALL: No. Actually, it's the Morrigan that I'm doing something for this time. Got a rabbit this morning.
ME: A rabbit for a goddess?
DOMNALL: I don't really think what it is matters, as long as I didn't buy it from a shop.
ME: How are you going to cook it, then?
DOMNALL: Cook? My friend, you do not cook animal sacrifices. It defeats the point of them.

The Morrigan is the Gaelic goddess of war and sovereignity, by the way. Odd, because Hinduism is related to Goidelic paganism, and they'd never kill a rabbit.
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PostSubject: Re: Religion and animals do not mix!   Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:19 pm

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